Sunday, September 4, 2011

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!

If we published our own newspaper, here would be the headlines from the week:

Monday
Husband Enjoys Channel Surfing After Satellite Installation
Sleep-Deprived Working Mom Survives the Day

Tuesday
Cetaphil Continues to Be #1 Dermatologist Recommended Soap
Cloth By Day, Disposable By Night

Wednesday
Father on a Budget Shops Half Off at Value Village
Staff Meeting Eliminates 7 AM Pumping Time

Thursday
Harwood Family Spotted on Greenway
Fenugreek: Miracle Drug or Just a Dud?

Friday
Baby Held for Ransom at Apple House
Power Outages and Severe Storms Strand Family at CiCi's

Saturday
Almost Five Month Old Cuts First Tooth
Mother Feeds Infant Without Use of Any Bottles

Sunday:
Attempts at Oatmeal Prove Unsuccessful
Family Enjoys Labor Day Weekend With a Cookout

1 comment:

  1. Clever! Totally stealing this one day. I cannot believe he cut his first tooth! Whoohoo for a bottle-less day (never having one of those at our house again)!

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