Only This Child...

would be caught hiding under the table, drinking maple syrup straight from the container.

would literally knock himself out while running, causing a huge knot on his head, and continue running around ten minutes later.

would put appropriate play food in real appliances, and real food in play appliances.

 

would go to bed in full Batman costume.

would yell with delight, "Look Mommy, an excavator!"

 



 would "read" the Rolling Stones while using the bathroom.

There's never a dull moment with this kid!